Room 3: WEAK PRESSURE
02.24.2021
ARTICLE 2
"Thank you everyone for your concern."
By Ben Henry
January 21, 2021
Kylie Jenner has seen your
tweets about her shower
, and she isn't bothered. In fact,
she's basically laughing right back at us.
For those of you who don't have a clue what I'm talking about, let's take it back to earlier this week, when Miss Billionaire showed off her shower on Instagram.
Of course, the whole thing is very fancy — I'm no expert, but is that, like, pink marble??? — and just another reminder that yes, Kylie is very, very rich.
But it didn't take long for people to rip Kylie's shower to shreds because of............the water pressure.
I mean, yes, when you look at it properly, the water pressure does seem a little pathetic and, of course, people took great pleasure in laughing about it.
But Kylie was too busy living it up in on vacation (during a pandemic) to really know what was going on. Well, until now that is.
Jumping onto her Instagram stories, Kylie posted what can only be described as the most gloriously petty "I don't know about you guys but I'm rich" video possible and set the record straight.
"OK, good morning everybody," Kylie begins, in a tone that suggests she is exhausted by having to grace us with her presence. "It is a beautiful day. I keep seeing on the internet my fucking shower."
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Honestly, first of all, what a scream. Intro of the century? I do believe so! The ~rise and shine~ video is shaking a little bit!
"If you don't know what I'm talking about," Kylie goes on, "I posted a video of my shower at my headquarters, my offices, which I love."
Now, I'd like to make another pit stop here because this line? Well, it really has some subtle punches, doesn't it?! Kylie is letting us know that she is an entrepreneur! With headquarters! Employees! An empire to run! And not only that, but those headquarters are so fancy, that of COURSE they have a pink marble shower! She is letting us know that while the rest of us are fighting over the coffee machine with Jim from the marketing department at work, she could be having a spa session in a shower that is bigger than the average studio apartment.
Like I said — petty!